Breaking News

CNN is moronic.

I just got back from CNN.com, and my mind is blown. This just in: opinions differ widely. The main headline on CNN.com (U.S. Edition, of course) at this current moment: iReporters differ on same-sex marriages. No shit? Thank you, CNN, for really going after the news. Just so you know, you should be competing with the likes of Al Jazeera instead of Us Magazine. My dear readers, where do you go for your online news fix? i need to break my CNN habit.

Guestroom Records, OKC

Guestroom Records, Oklahoma City and Norman

If for some reason you find yourself in Oklahoma City with some money to spend, I suggest you go check out Guestroom Records (NW 36th and Western Ave, map). They have an outstanding vinyl collection with reasonable prices. They also have a store in Norman, which I can only assume is equally cool. Scope the Guestroom Records myspace page or the officially hurting Guestroom Records website for more information (hours, etc.).

Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

YesssZirrr. Started out hustlin. Ended up ballin. Lil Wayne makes me feel so gangsta, and he does it with a flamboyant style that Jay-Z can only dream about. Of course, Jay-Z makes an appearance on this album, as do a number of other big names, including Busta Rhymes, one of my favorite rappers. God, I love commas. Having said that, I don’t feel so gangsta.

Sigur Rós – Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

Sigur Rós - Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

You want this album. It’s beautiful. You’ll feel like you’re running naked through fields and across old stretches of highway while you listen. You will find inner peace, if only for a moment.

Jukebox the Ghost – Live and Let Ghost

Jukebox the Ghost - Live and Let Ghost

This is an album you are going to want. I’m talking about good times fun pop rock. Many of the songs are piano heavy and bring Ben Folds Five to mind. Want a sample? Go check out this video for Hold It In and try not to cry when you start thinking about your third grade crush.

Don't Call It a Comeback

David Blaine and his nasty prune hand

I had no idea you could hold your breath so long. You should consider a career in magic. You’d be battling it out with the likes of David Blaine and Kobe Bryant. That guy does some magically things with a basketball, not to mention his courtroom magic. What am I saying? Kobe’s no rapist. That girl knew what she was getting into when she went to his hotel room just like Rondo knows whats going to happen if he gets in Kobe’s path to the basket. Nuts on your chin! Go Lakers! Three in a row… please.

Also, if you are the young lady ‘victim’ or my mother, I apologize for my inappropriate commentary.