If I drank a Café Américano while wearing Crest White Stripes, which would win?

If I played your grandma in fantasy football would she beat me, too? Would she talk trash?

If I lived in a post apocalyptic world would I be as nice to other people as I am in Fallout 3?

Am I too old to play video games? If yes, you’re stupid head that’s stupid.

If I added nothing to this site for two weeks would you notice?

Currently listening to:

Beating Back the Claws of the Cold by The Pica Beats The Pica Beats on myspace.