I had no idea you could hold your breath so long. You should consider a career in magic. You’d be battling it out with the likes of David Blaine and Kobe Bryant. That guy does some magically things with a basketball, not to mention his courtroom magic. What am I saying? Kobe’s no rapist. That girl knew what she was getting into when she went to his hotel room just like Rondo knows whats going to happen if he gets in Kobe’s path to the basket. Nuts on your chin! Go Lakers! Three in a row… please.

Also, if you are the young lady ‘victim’ or my mother, I apologize for my inappropriate commentary.